Here He Comes Again...

I'm sure you've got one of "those guys" in your office or place of business. You know the one I'm talking about. He comes lumbering down the hallway and when your coworkers see him, they begin franticly shoving anyone that's not paying attention into his path, just so they can get away and not have to talk to him.

And this guy will talk! It doesn't matter about what really, because he'll talk about ANYTHING! Could be the newest thing his neighbors are doing to their house, or his last physician's visit with Dr. Big Finger. Who knows, maybe if you get a lucky day, he'll corner you for 20 minutes and tell you about his E.D. and everything leading up to him popping the "little blue bomb" so he could have sex with his wife last night. Yeah, now you know the guy. Gives ya' the willies and you wish he'd just get the hell away and go bug someone else.

He won't. And you're stuck with him.